Blog entry for Tuesday, August 16, 2005
New Internet Café Serves Caffeine with a Side of
Web
By Ahneeta Cracker
August 15, 2005
Coupdeville’s latest business has already proven to have winning combination.
CyberChai offers killer lattes, mochas, and other caffeine-laden drinks as well as
wireless internet access to anyone with a laptop computer.
“We saw a niche that needed to be filled here in Coupdeville,” Yuri Wawkalak
said. “We’ve been open less than a week and we’ve already seen a tremendous
response.”
One notorious customer of CyberChai has been none other than our very own Puffy Chicken.
“Ahneeta! This place is great! Check this out! I’m able to surf the web for
evil-doers, post to my blog, and check email! Not mention they make great coffee! Now, if
I can just get the monitor to stop shaking and moving around so I can read this webpage,
everything will be great!”
While the coffee at CyberChai is to die for, Mr. Wawkalak advised people to drink it in
moderation. “This is some seriously powerful stuff here,” he said, holding up a
small cup of dark espresso. “Too much of it and you can get a little jittery. I mean,
just look at that big chicken in the corner over there. He’s practically bouncing off
the walls, and we cut him off over an hour ago!”
Aside from coffee and computers, CyberChai offers a wide range of pastries, mugs, and
brewing machines for the home.
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CybbberCChaiiii iiisssss tttottttallllyyyyyy aweeesooommmmee! IIIII lovvvveee itttttt!
WWWWWHyyyy issssssss mmmmmyyyy monnnitttorrrrr ssshhaakkkkkkkkkinnng????
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 4:13 am
Comment on this entry
Whoa, dude! Decaf!
Posted by: Bill – 6:22 am
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Looks like Puffy’s discovered the wonderful world of espresso.
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 6:23 am
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You should have seen him at the café. I have never seen a chicken move that fast,
especially Puffy. He was shaking so bad that he didn’t notice when he spilled mocha
on his keyboard.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 6:24 am
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TTTThhhhaatt exxxxplaiiiinsss theeeeee stiiiiiickkyyyyyyyyy keeeeysssssssssssss.
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 6:25 am
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Is it just me or does Wawkalak seem unusually hairy to anyone else?
Posted by: RubberBalls – 6:26 am
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Now that you mention it, he did have a lot of hair. The dreadlocks on the knuckles were a
bit of a give away.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 6:26 am