Blog entry for Thursday, June 30, 2005

AHNEETA!!!!

That fiend! That oaf! That devil! That…that…patootie head! Please forgive the use of such strong language. I’m terribly upset.

Captain Inevitable, that most foul evil-doer, has absconded the lovely Ahneeta Cracker. His claims of “taking her to a place of safety” don’t fool me. That…that…marshmallow butt (again, forgive the harsh language) has taken the woman I love and is holding her captive.

I, Puffy Chicken, vow never to rest until I have found Ahneeta and given that Captain Inevitable a most righteous smiting!

Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 4:34 am

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*sigh* So much for my vacation.

Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 4:35 am

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Run, Ahneeta, run!

Posted by: Forrest – 4:36 am

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Ahneeta! My dear, sweet darling! Are you injured? Has that…that…turnip faced patootie head caused you harm? Tell me where you are, my love, and I’ll rescue you at once!

Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 4:37 am

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Oh, my God, Puffy! I’m so glad I was able to contact you. Captain Inevitable has left me on a high cliff overlooking Mount St. Helens’ active lava dome! Hurry! I’m wearing the wrong shoes for mountain climbing. I could fall to a fiery death at any mo–

Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 4:38 am