Well, this day was a total waste of righteous fury. I went to the dark alley…exactly where that supreme evil-doer Lame Duck said he would be. Was he there? Noooooo. I lay in wait to spring my trap and call forth all the righteous fury of the mighty Rubber Band of Righteousness…for nothing!!
Hmm…wait…perhaps it was the very rightness of my righteous fury which led the cowardly Duck to seek seedier shelter for his nefarious deeds. Yes, it was the very justness of my presence that caused the evil-doer to flee before me! Yes, Puffy Chicken and the Rubber Band of Righteousness triumph again!
Hear me, good citizens of Coupdeville, and wonder at my words! I have made this great town safe once more for all who walk the streets! Give me your fingered waves for I am Puffy Chicken!
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 7:24 pm
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Righteous fury my ass!
Posted by: JPMcMillian – 7:25 pm
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Idiot!
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