Blog entry for Monday, May 9, 2005
Hello, good citizens! It is I – Puffy Chicken! Yes, I have returned and you may now
all rejoice in knowing that the streets of Coupdeville are once again safe from all
would-be evil-doers!
The semi-annual Super Heroes Conference and Costume Ball was held in Las Vegas, Nevada
this time. I never realized the number of would-be evil-doers to be found within that fair
city. The good citizens of Las Vegas were well protected over the weekend as there were
over 20 super heroes at the conference! That’s up from 19 at the last conference.
We inducted a new member into the wonderful world of super herodom. We welcomed Captain
Inevitable into our ranks. He’s a spirited man with a heart of pure gold. We were all
amazed at how quickly he could take someone or something to a place of safety. (By the way
– Captain, if you should read this blog, the Myopic Mink asks that you please return
her glasses to her from the safe place you took them to so that she can see to find her
way home.)
Yes, the conference was absolutely smashing. The costume ball was a resounding hit as
always. Once again, I won the award for the “Best Costume as Seen from Behind While
Running Away in Order to Confuse the Enemy”. I’ve won this prestigious award
three conferences running. It feels good to be recognized for your accomplishments.
So, I hereby put the would-be evil doers of Coupdeville on notice: Tomorrow is judgement
day for you all and the Rubber Band of Righteousness will have its just vengeance! I will
find those responsible for TPing my home and you shall receive your just rewards!
(By the way – A small thanks to those who did TP my home. I was out and now have more
than enough to last me for a week or two. If I can just get it all back on the roll it
will be great.)
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 4:03 am
Comment on this entry
Noooooooooooooooooo! It’s back!!
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 6:34 am
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Hide the women and children!
Posted by: Larry – 6:35 am
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Hide yourselves!
Posted by: Darrell – 6:36 am
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Hide the town! Hide the state! Hide the country! Hide ME! *whimpers* Mommy!
Posted by: TheOtherDarrell – 6:36 am
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I seem to have incurred a minor paper cut while removing the TP from my front yard. Anyone
have a band-aid?
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 6:37 am
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A paper cut! That’s unsafe. I must take you to a place of safety.
Posted by: The Captain – 6:37 am
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Hmm…it appears as though the chicken has left the building. Thanks to the Captain for
taking him to a place of safety!
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 7:00 am
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Three cheers for the Captain!
Posted by: Norm – 7:01 am
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Cheers!
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 7:01 am
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Cheers!
Posted by: Lame Duck – 7:02 am
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Cheers!
Posted by: DaMayorBoyz – 7:03 am
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Hey, Captain…exactly were did you take Puffy?
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 7:05 am
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To a place of safety...the headquarters of Kentucky Free-range Chicken. He’s quite
safe there.
Posted by: The Captain – 7:10 am
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Wait, you took a 5 foot tall, bloated Rhode Island Red rooster carrying a wooden gun and a
rubber band to the KFC headquarters?
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 7:11 am
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Yes.
Posted by: The Captain – 7:12 am
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Lame Duck – 7:13 am