Blog entry for Tuesday, November 14, 2006
It's Baaaaaaaack!
By Ahneeta Cracker
November 13, 2006
Yes, folks, the rumors are true. Puffy Chicken is returning to Coupdeville.
Our fair city rejoiced when Puffy Chicken answered the call of duty issued by his
country. For the past fifteen months, Puffy Chicken has
been orbiting the Earth in a government study to determine the long-term effects of
weightlessness on poultry.
"Having a large chicken with the ability to talk is a huge bonus for us," Dr.
Brad Majors said during a phone interview. "We could ask Mr.
Chicken on a daily basis how he was feeling, if he was having trouble with the food
dispensers, did his feathers get ruffled. You know, the
usual stuff we scientists like to know."
Unfortunately, the exposure to zero-gravity had zero effects on Mr. Chicken's brain.
"Ahneeta! It was so cool being in space! The stars are so bright up
there. Of course, there was this big blue ball that kept getting in the way
and I asked the scientists if there wasn't something they could do about it. They
said they'd work on it, but nothing ever happened," Puffy said
during an unsolicited collect phone call. "I missed you so much! I can't
wait to get back to Coupdeville and see you again."
When asked if they needed to continue their study on the long-term effects of
weightlessness, Dr. Majors laughed. "No, we want to see Mr.
Chicken on his way as soon as humanly possible. Although our psychiatric staff has
requested extra time for their evaluations due to an
apparent fixation on perceived 'evil-doers', we really want to get rid of him."
Brace yourselves, Coupdevillians, Puffy Chicken will return home later this week.
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I'll be home on Saturday. Ahneeta, I'd love to have dinner with you!
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 7:45 pm
Comment on this entry
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! It's coming back!!!!!
Posted by: Mayor Gumbo – 8:01 pm
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That's it! Party's over!
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:02 pm
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I have plans, Puffy.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:02 pm
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What could be more important than seeing an old friend?
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 8:03 pm
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In your case, a lobotomy.
Posted by: MaJoRFrAgG – 8:04 pm
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Having red hot pokers jammed under your nails...
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:05 pm
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Having your lips ripped off by a rabid moose.
Posted by: DrainBamage – 8:06 pm
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Getting caught wearing your mother's underwear.
Posted by: Wawkalak – 8:07 pm
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Dude, that's not right.
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:08 pm
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I'm getting married, Puffy.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:10 pm
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Oooo...I see a fit coming on. (BTW...Congrats, Ahneeta!)
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:11 pm
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MARRIED?! When did we decide on this?
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 8:13 pm
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We didn't decide on it.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:13 pm
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But, we're soulmates, Ahneeta. You couldn't possibly marry another.
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 8:14 pm
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Oh, yes, I can.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:15 pm
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Who's the lucky man?
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:16 pm
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Lame Duck. (And, thanks. I'm so excited!)
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:17 pm
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LAME DUCK!?!?!?! MY BELOVED IS MARRYING MY ARCH-NEMESIS?!?!?!?
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 8:19 pm
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Cue fit...
Posted by: MaJoRFrAgG – 8:20 pm
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Yes, Oh, Puffy One. Ahneeta and I are in love. We shall be married in a
glorious ceremony in an undisclosed location. You're not invited.
Posted by: Lame Duck – 8:21 pm
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LAME DUCK!!! EVIL DOER!!! You have bewitched my beloved! The Rubber Band of
Righteousness shall smite thee as thou hast never been smitten, you foul,
contemptible, evil, wicked...um...evil...uh...uh...doodie head!
Posted by: Puffy Chicken – 8:22 pm
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Doodie head? *lol* I haven't heard that since fourth grade!
Posted by: 1chick2beat – 8:23 pm
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*sigh* I knew I should have gotten married in June.
Posted by: Ahneeta Cracker – 8:24 pm